*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now. i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this
the best pranks are the super harmless ones
like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in every picture in their house?
Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours
Confuse, don’t abuse ;)
Drink every time:
- Kyle says “no” really loudly or “blaarrrrrrhoaiwfffffjjjjjjjjj”
- Zoe makes a shitty decision
- Marie says something racist
- Spalding is fucking creepy
- Fiona does something really bitchy but it’s Jessica Lange so you can’t complain
- You have no idea what the fuck is happening
So, we want everyone to blackout?
*pokes ur cheek*
you sure are cute
somebody should write an essay comparing and contrasting tina from bob’s burgers and meg from family guy and explain why tina hit the mark for respectfully portraying the awkward teenage years and why meg is a huge fucking insensitive joke that isn’t even funny
Tina is a character, Meg is a punchline.
nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off